Pol always has the right answer. Women love that tough guy look.
FWIW, WD-40 = acronym for:
Water Displacement, 40th attempt.
Could have easily been WD 19. Kinda mad about that actually.
You need GD40
Goof Off takes care of gum, but IDK shampooing w/ that might be problematic
BTW thanks for the laugh. Sorry but it's funny. That's what I love about this place, you can just let it all hang out. I'm crying onstage and you wake up with a gum beret.