Favorite Movie Quote?

"My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures." Michael Caine
 

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Here's two of my favorites, from the same movie.

"Sounds like pretty tought talk for a one-eyed fat man!"
Robert Duvall as Ned Pepper

" Well, if I had a big 'ol horse pistol like that, I wouldn't be afraid of no booger man either."

John Wayne as Rooster Cogburn in 'True Grit"
 
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2 quotes - 1 movie...


"Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western."

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas.
 
Buttercup: We'll never survive.
Westley: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.
 
Leonard Shelby "I was the only guy who disagreed with the cops - and I had brain damage" - Memento

Ace Ventura "Steering a little loose!, tracking's off too!" - When Nature calls.
 
Can't forget Cool Hand Luke.

" What we have here...is a failure to communicate."
 
Ok not really a movie, but from the trailerpark boys

Mr Lahey

Randy:
"Gee, Mr Lahey, I don't know if its you or the liquor talking anymore."

Mr Lahey:
"Randy, I am the Liquor."

In one line, he manages to sum up his entire, tragic and sometimes pathetic life.
 
Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges
 
May you sleep soundly........and dream of very large women!?!?!?!?!
“Good night Wesley. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.”

That movie is just one hilarious quote after another.

"The Cliffs Of Insanity!" Love that one! Always thought it would make a good band name.
 
yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the "present."
master oogway - kung fu panda

One of my favorites from Kung Fu Panada was

"For my awesomeness and attractiveness there is no cost." - Po


-Jonathan
 
Good one here:

Dude says..."What'd you say yer name was?"......Clint Eastwood says (with long, thin cigar in mouth)....."I didn't"

Pale Rider
 
Blues Brothers: "you fellows made $200 and you boys drank $300 worth of beer"

Caddyshack: "Nice hat,nice hat you get hat like this and you get a bowl of soup with it..........Looks good on you through"

Stripes: "I need someone too grow with me,talking about mass pretensional for growth i'm the little acorn that becomes the Oak"

Bonzolead
 
I'm surprised no one said this

"Surely you can't be serious."

"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
 
From "Step Brothers"

Brennan Huff: I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.
 
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"I got evil in my hands, evil in my heart and evil in my feet - I love to kick things!"

Evil Roy Slade


"Get out"

Terminator


"Should we go back"

last words in Easy Rider
 
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