As a refined lady of the world I, of course, do not fart. Instead, I have a special arrangement where I can release most of my hot air on Drummerworld, leaving me as dignified and aromatic as Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth in real life (or at least in my imagination).
Do you always fart on the downbeat?
Adjust your cheeks on the and of 2?
Grab a new stick on the e of 3?