Deathmetalconga
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This is an easy question for me, because my kit will not burn. The wood is too dense and ornery. Maybe if you put it in a furnace, but then I wouldn't need to stay warm.
Everyone should keep in mind that when an Aussie says "free range children" that really only means that they get let out into a small outdoor pen for a few hours a day in order to satisfy government regulatory requirements. They don't care about their food stock children at all. The slop they get fed is a mixture of Fosters, vegemite, and powdered kangaroo pouch.
Not just in Australia. I hear that US "free range" children provide copious amounts of crackling when roasted - toasty and tasty but pure packaged diabetes!
It's true that some unscrupulous growers claim that their childstock is free range - by the time they open the barn the stock can't walk out due to too much Fosters in the feed.
Anyhow, MAD, can we get a photoshop of Grea riding a kangaroo with a Fosters in one hand, and some elephant sushi in the other? I think it's called for, as we need to show the world what these "people" are really all about.
Thanks- I just spit water all over the keyboard!
You can't prove anything and I'm not paying for those brats. They don't even look anything like me.
Let me get this straight ... "turgroach" is the result of fusion between Doc Watso and me?
What's a turg? A typo? Shorthand for sturgeon?
*grabs popcorn, eagerly awaiting more*
And, admittedly, a little bit scared by it, too
I was hoping for refined and pretty insectile features (like moi's) rather than the butt ugly piscine mug you lumbered the poor little bastard with!
I wouldn't dream of it, Doc! Oprah or no one. She'd be gentle.
Coopers is also a good drop. Although I tend to be of the mindset that there are only two kinds of beers.....good and better (excluding Fosters of course....but that's a piss take and not a beer anyway)
Ah yes, the Kiwis. The only nation to prompt the questions, where was Zealand and why the hell did anyone think we needed a new one?
Wanna know the best thing about Fosters? We export that crap overseas. No upstanding Aussie will touch the stuff. It's been our own private little joke on the world for years.