Bazanti bootin al zootin al hoot an' Al Cohn
Sharin' this apartment with a telephone pole...
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Zoobah zabba zoobah zabba zeeba zaabah zang...
Pasties and a g-string, beer and a shot.
Ahh, Tom, Tom, where are ye when we need ye?
Hummala bebbala zeebala boobala hummala bebbala zeebely bop!
Ahhhh, ain't go no bo-dy ....
Gruntersdad a lut you suck at this eio my bro.