Favorite Movie Quote?

'Try stick your head up your ass. See if it fits!'

'I'll be back.' :)

'Your friends have a high mortality rate.'


Two from different movies.

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

Figure em' out.

Dr. Strangelove or How I Stopped Worrying and Love the Bomb, from Stanley Kubrick. :)
 
From Return of the Pink Panther;

Clouseau: Now, this time I'm going to stand on your shoulders!
Cato: What good will that do?
Clouseau: Because I'm taller than you are, you fool!

Cato cuts a pose & points at a shoe print in the ground;
Cato: Look inspector, an impression of a heel!
Clouseau: No time for impressions now idiot.
 
'Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the war room!'
 
a Three Stooges quote: "you stole our wives you horse thieves"

Rodney in "Easy Money" talking too a bald guy & a bald manikin: "why don't. you two put your heads together & make an ass out of yourselves"

"No alcohol does that go for beer too"

"we've been driving around for a hour the closest thing we came too having food we almost hit a deer"

"this is good stuff, it outta be i got it off a cop"

stripes: "you can't park here it's a loading zone, we're not parking it we're abandoning it"

"anybody calls me Francis & I'll kill ya"

"in the past two hours I've lost my job,my car, my apartment & my girlfriend" FRIEND: "you still have your health"

there are so many more I'll just stop now lol

Bonzolead
 
" I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill"

My all time favourite film, bonus points for guessing what it comes from.
 
"Ah, ah... I know what you're thinkin'. 'Did he fire 6 shots or only 5?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But bein' this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
 
F*ck it, lets go bowling - The Big Lewbowski

I think that's pretty much my lifes ethos
 
"Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity." -Al Czervik, Caddyshack

"You don't have to go to college. This isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia." -Ty Webb, Caddyshack

"I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner." -Carl Spackler, Caddyshack


"Your uncle molests Collies." -Ty Webb, Caddyshack

"I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think." -Carl Spackler, Caddyshack
 
"I dont know what were're yeling about!" -brick, Anchorman

"What did I do to make you treat me with such disrespect?" -Vito Andollini (from the town of coreleone) The Godafather

"At least I have that couch thing taken care of." - Tyler Durden , Fight club

"Everyone Dies alone." The old woman, who wrote the time travel book in Donnie Darko
 
" I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill"

My all time favourite film, bonus points for guessing what it comes from.

Kill bill? Was that from Beatrix?
 
"You're gonna need a bigger boat" Police Chief Brody in the movie Jaws.
 
"You people voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed Jesus!"
Johnny Depp as Hunter S.Thompson
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
 
Steve Martin in the Jerk:

Naven Johnson: How far you going?

Driver: too the end of this fence

NJ: OK...........Hi what your name?

Driver: Here we are...........lol

Airplane:

Doctor: these people are sick & need to be taken too the Hospital right away

Stewardess: what is it?

Doctor: It's a big white building with patients inside but that's not important right now.....lol

Bonzolead
 
"You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?!"
 
From "Preditor"
Jessie Ventura as he takes out his mini gun"Time to take old painless out of the bag"
and
"hey man ...you're bleeding"
Jessie:"I ain't got time to bleed"
 
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