Originally Posted by Pollyanna
Why did you poke her with a fork?
He had no choice, that's the way he's shaped.
Caddy deriving from the Greek word Cadadelius meaning forked,
and Wumpus from the Greek word Wumpusopolis meaning appendage.
I hear he's quite the talk of the town over there in Portland. They say he can move each tine independently. His wife was voted happiest woman in Portland 6 years running.