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Old 12-05-2011, 04:51 AM
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Default Re: How many U.S. Congressmen does it take?

Has anyone seen the congress jokes on some recent comedy shows?

Jay Leno:
"I think Congress and vampires are pretty much alike. Doing nothing during the day, seducing women at night, and just sucking the life out of everything."

*Obama ranking the most powerful things/people in our country.*
"#5 is the NFL. If there was a football game on right now, this whole address would be canceled. And come on, how many of you out there have Congress fantasy teams?"
"Nowadays you could find a plumber, put him in a studio and make him sound good." ~John Robinson
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