Originally Posted by larryace
Somehow spread a rumor about the excess size of your man parts. This will create a buzz among the others too. All of a sudden, you're desirable. Then you ask her out. Can't lose.
Knowing the way she is, she wouldn't be impressed. Thanks for the encouragement guys, but really, this isn't gonna happen on that level. She's a friend and nothing else, and really it's better left that way. He used the word "enigma" to describe her, and I couldn't think of a better word to use honestly. There's really no way I can explain the way she is without disclosing way too much personal information on a web forum. No matter what ways I could possibly use in an attempt to woo her, it's not gonna happen.