Re: Having trouble asking a girl out in college
You must say to her:
"You are as sweet as the morning sun when the papayas are in bloom"
"You are a virgin forest, pregnant with a plentiful bounty"
and you must definitely not ask her:
"How are you doing?" because it's "obsolete"
- According to the old Filipino guy at my tennis club, that is the best way to get a girl to buy you a drink. Immediately following that, you must sing to her "Two for a Bed" which begins,
"If you are feeling pantie free
come into my bed with me
We can cover every style
and this will be our rendezvous"
And I only bought him one beer! Funny stuff.