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Old 11-20-2011, 02:03 AM
Ted T Ted T is offline
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Default Re: Having trouble asking a girl out in college

You must say to her:

"You are as sweet as the morning sun when the papayas are in bloom"

or

"You are a virgin forest, pregnant with a plentiful bounty"

and you must definitely not ask her:

"How are you doing?" because it's "obsolete"

- According to the old Filipino guy at my tennis club, that is the best way to get a girl to buy you a drink. Immediately following that, you must sing to her "Two for a Bed" which begins,

"If you are feeling pantie free
come into my bed with me
We can cover every style
and this will be our rendezvous"

And I only bought him one beer! Funny stuff.
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