Re: Why is everyone on craigslist so dumb?
If there was such thing as truth in craigslist, ads would read something like:
Must be creative in coming up with different beats, because all our songs have the same guitar rhythms, and someone needs to make our songs sound different.
Must be willing to rehearse 7 nights a week, because at most we can commit is one or two, but we want to make sure you don't have any conflicts on those few days we can actually get it together.
Must be able to play to a click, because lord knows the bass player can't.
Must be a team player, and by team, we mean you'll do whatever we tell you to do, with no opinions of your own.
Must be a quick learner, because we often forget our own songs, and it would be helpful if you could be there to remind us how they go.
Must be sober and drug free, because we need a designated driver.
Must be financially secure, because we have no money, and when we finally make it big, we're not sharing the publishing with you anyways.