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Old 02-11-2011, 05:06 PM
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Default Re: I can't take it anymore! Wife smokes, I don't. Tips are welcome!


a/ Ask her if she'd mind you borrowing her non smoking sister for the intimate element of your relationship.

b/ Restrict yourself to the non smoking bits during intimate encounters.

c/ Buy a single seat sports car.

d/ Cut a deal with her. You can spend as much on drum stuff as she does on smoking (that should add up to at least one full high end kit / year).

e/ Work on your hand & wrist technique (purely a drumming ref:)
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