Re: Band wives and female patrons
IDK DED, what would I say? Get over your insecurities? That's a lose/lose conversation if ever there was one. I'm not touching this with a....29 and a half foot pole! (from "Mr. Grinch")
However getting the "I'm Married" T shirt is a pretty funny angle.
Or: "Warning, contageous skin disease"
Wait, that's probably a bad idea...