Re: Idiot evilBay Seller... Am I Unreasonable?
Send him a message. Rate it as "Poorly Packaged" in the buyer feedback section and enjoy your hats.
If there's nothing wrong with them, I can't see why you'd go through the hassle of bullshitting him and saying there is. If they're not damaged, play 'em and move on. :-)
What's the best cape for running away from a gig?