Originally Posted by keep it simple
Guess I'll wear nothing but black gloves & socks, tuck my dick between my legs and, hey presto, the five of spades! (p.s. not so great if you're blonde, or you forgot the parents in law were at the same party, lol!)
Haha! That's just creepy, but go a head and post the pics anyway! We can have a little contest and vote for best (or most disturbing) costume.