Okay MFB, that gives me 0 out of 2, although if you were born in Mali then you might qualify as middle-aged ... did I say my head's a bitch too? I have 4,000+ idiot posts here to prove it.
I would like to apologise for Caddy's gratuitous use of "alot
". This has been a battle I have waged here while you were away with zero results - unless you count providing occasional mild amusement for those who know where I'm coming from as a "result".