Inspired by the 'Song lyrics and cloaked references' thread, and Fuzrock's idea what are some of your misunderstood lyrics?
When I was younger, I thought the Roling Stones were singing ''I was raised by two lesbians...'' in Jumping Jack Flash' instead of ''I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.'
Another classic lyric mix-up in "I left my brains down in Africa". Toto.
I remember a commerical a few years ago where a guy was singing the wrong lyrics to 'Pour Some Sugar On Me' as 'Pour Some Shook-up Ramen'.