Re: Is Pollyanna a girl?
A piece of string tried going out to a bar one night. The bouncer stopped him at the door and said "go away, we don't serve your kind here".
The string walked away, ducked into an alley, tied himself up and ruffled his top-end a bit in hopes of disguising himself.
He went back to the bar, again the bouncer stopped him and said "didn't i just kick you ass out of here?". the string replied "I'm a frayed knot."