Originally Posted by bog_72
from Army of Darkness
"First you wanna kill me...now you wanna kiss me....Blow."
Aha, that movie was inspiration for my forum name.
Time traveler, Ash, at the medieval castle:
"Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that!?"