Originally Posted by Pollyanna
The problem also afflicts keyboard players as well as very stationary vocalists like Jon Anderson, whose decision to wear white on stage is a clear act of defiance.
Hahahahaha. Classic one Pol. Almost Pythonesque (original reference to "stationary trees" from the first series).
I suggest perimeter machine guns. Instant cure for your problem, plus you get custom artwork & venting that custom companies charge a fortune for.