Originally Posted by GRUNTERSDAD
Another head scratcher would be...while eating cows tongue, Does it taste you on the way down??
If you French kiss a cow I suspect it will taste your tonsils. This begs the question ... do cows close their eyes when kissing human men? I expect that one of your guys will know ...
If the bike travels at 30mph and you walk at 6mph, then person it will take 50 mins for a person to walk the full five miles or 10 minutes riding all the way.
With the arrangement we have, Person A will take 26 minutes and Person B will take 34 minutes.