LOL - those verbal cartoons are so funny, I'm not sure I could make the cartoons any funnier.
Most of them made me laugh. This one had me on apoplexy: Steamer playing heavy metal with a ride cymbal the size of a small planet
. I think leather and studs would have to be involved. Certainly a line of eyebrow piercings.
Bob wearing a seatbelt and Bernhard relaxing with Steve Gadd - LOL!
Here's one that was inspired by forum conversations as a homage to the great artist and album cover designer, Jim Flora: