Re: Band naming help!!!
You could morph 'Plague' into 'Plaque'. Maybe put a 'The' in front. (could be something you mount on the wall, the crud on your teeth, or the junk in your heart about to snuff you)
Ben Shepherd (Soundgarden) had this gem, which I'm pretty sure hasn't been used yet: "Dang"
That one still cracks me up all these years later!