Well you can stick your 3 chords and butter-vocals where the sun don't shine.
That's rock for you!
Seriously, who thought that song should be made only of 3 chords? That shows that creativity was definitely lacking in those dark ages of almost completely guitar-centred rock.
...the only band that can get away with using one fret for a guitar riff can be Meshuggah, because of all those time signatures and poly-rhythms.
Now how many frets were used in that riff...?
...but hey, it makes relative-pitch deafness sound awesome...it's to me what pop music is to Pollyanna...