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Old 02-02-2009, 05:14 PM
aydee aydee is offline
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Default Re: What's in Your Bag?

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Originally Posted by larryace View Post
Let's see,
in my Reunion Blues black leather stick bag, I carry:

38 revolver (for scumbag bar owners)
mini cattle prod (for dragging bass players)
Poison darts (for hecklers)
Poison dart blow tubes (see above)
1 bottle generic Wal Mart blow dart poison (gel form, spearmint fragrance)
Condoms (for the groupies)
X ray glasses (for the dancers)
Collapsible billy club (for anyone wanting to "sit in")
10 mil Plastic contractor clean up bags (corpse storage for the scumbag bar owners, hecklers and sit ins)
Corpse fresh (an odor control spray for the deceased)
Bone saw (aids in fitting corpses in the 10 mil contractor clean up bags)
Various torture aids (thumbscrews, bamboo chutes, pepper spray) (helps with getting paid)
Awesome ! The bag of the thread!

(I love the spearmint flavored Walmart dart poison... or even better Waldart.)

This tops it. I'm going to bed now
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