"Alex Rodriguez gets lured away from his wife by a 50 y.o. Madonna with the magical power of Kabbalah." If I made it up you guys would think it was too crazy sounding. Yet here it is. It sounds like a parody of itself, like something out of "The Onion".
If I was the best baseball player alive, making 25 million plus a year, I could tell you I wouldn't be going after a high-mileage cougar like Madonna. More like Jessica Alba.