HAHA! Hilarious. I'm sure they'd do well in a black metal band, but shouldn't they have blood on them or something?
In college, we joked about starting black metal bands. One would be called Satan's Chum. We'd play benefit concerts to support satanist missionaries and outreach charities like Satan's Soup Kitchen. "Want some food? Make a pact!" Our side project would be called Putrid Smell (From Hell): No Refuge from the Stench.