Re: What was the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?
I had just moved to Florida and my sister suggested I join her and her best friend on a day at the flea market then lunch. I said great idea. As we walked the flea market my sister's friend was telling a story of how her teenage daughter was in trouble a lot and she couldn't talk to her etc. I jokingly said, "You ought to take her back to the orphange where you got her". Her mother laughed and said "she is adopted, good idea." For lunch I had my foot.
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