Re: If you could put ANYTHING inside your bass drum, what would it be?
Beyond the obvious stuff like a money machine or Barbara Eden as a real genie:
Inside the kick would be a perfect miniature replica of my drum kit. Inside that kick would be a miniature replica of the miniature replica, and so on to infinity.
It would take a little while to build the whole thing, though. Infinitely long, in fact.
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