Re: Really bad cover band names?
One of the bands we used to have was called FLESH KEEPER. The first "record" was called Keeper Of Your Flesh. I always thought that was pretty amusing.
I must have "played" in over two dozen bands growing up, making up band names and designin / drawing the covers for cassettes was some of the most fun you could have.
Some of my other favourites included "The Pepe Flowers", "The Ultimate Pato Boys", and "The Porn Career Of M. Nykänen".
Mind you, all of those cassettes actually had some sort of musical extravaganza recorded on them. Good ole times!