Re: Stupid Christmas joke!
Not a drumming joke, but...
Boyfriend: Honey, let's play Vivichu.
Girlfriend: I don't want to.
Boyfriend: Aw, come on, baby, let's play vivichu.
Girlfriend: No. I think it's stupid.
Boyfriend: Baby. please... Please!!
Girlfriend: Oh alright, you can start.
Boyfriend: Yay! Vivichu a merry Christmas, vivichu a merry Christmas!
(And a happy new year, DW)
"... As war machine, crushes their balls, God have mercy..."