Re: There's Sex Wax Everywhere!!!
That stuff is sensitive to heat. I'd use a hair dryer and wipe it off when it's melted. Will probably take some work and several passes, but you don't want to use water/soap on your cymbals. You could also try the cymbal cleaner stuff if you're into that squeaky-clean look. Goo Gone also seems to get stuff off cymbals like sharpie... I've never put surfboard wax on my drum gear before, so this is kinda uncharted territory.
I f'n love the smell of sex wax in the morning, though. Closely associated with driving out to the waves in the early hours for my head.
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