Re: Am I a terrible drummer?
I think the only real solution is to go down to the courthouse and get your name legally changed to "Ringo Starr".
What's he going to say?
"Hey, uh, Ringo... You need to play a bit more like, er..."
Mods, I think we can go ahead and close the thread. I've solved the issue entirely.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?