Re: Things that go through my head while I'm playing a gig:
Where are all the people? Wow this place looks huge with it this empty. Oh look a person! Wait that's just a homeless guy looking for a bathroom. I hope the bartender likes us because he is the only one here. Hopefully he likes us enough to give us free drinks. No wait, he looks pissed off. I guess its no free drinks tonight. What is twenty five percent of nothing, because that is what I'm making tonight. One day when I am playing Wembley Stadium I won't have to put up with this bullshit! Where are all the people?