Re: Things that go through my head while I'm playing a gig:
OP - loL!
Here's my take:
" is the bass player dragging again? are the brass dragging again? Is the guitarist rushing again? Did the lead singer forget the lyrics again? Why does the keyboardist sound like he's playing a toy piano.. Where did the soundman go? Why are those lights pointed right in my eyes.. Are those lasers? If it gets any hotter in here my kit will melt. Why didn't I take up harmonica? I think I pulled something carrying by hardware box up the stairs. Why didn't I take up beat boxing? is the guitarist signalling a cue or scratching his nose.. I need a drink!
Last edited by moxman; 10-14-2013 at 08:49 PM.