Originally Posted by Pocket-full-of-gold
In any case, I vote you don't change it to Sherlock. :-)
Sherlock and Watson decide to go on a camping trip outside London, in the Kent orchards.
Looking up at the stars, Sherlock say to Watson:
'So, what does the sky tell you?'
'Well, I see we are expecting good weather tomorrow, that the wind is moving in a South-Easterly direction and that we are facing South because I can see the planet Saturn. We might do well to wrap up warm tonight because the lack of cloud cover tells me it's going to be cold.'
'What about you Sherlock, what do you see?'
'That we've forgotten our sodding tent'.