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Old 09-08-2013, 01:57 AM
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My name is Linda, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 50-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Lawton high school.

Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Wolverine,' he gleamed with pride.

When did you graduate?' I asked.

He answered, 'in 1962. Why do you ask?'

'You were in my class!' I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, balding, wrinkled faced, fat-assed,
gray-haired, decrepit s-o-b asked - 'What did you teach?'
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