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Old 08-17-2013, 11:44 PM
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Default Re: Better after a drink??

Originally Posted by Jonny Sumo View Post
If I can induce stress incontinence in one so young then my work is complete my dear Magenta....
As I said to Sir BacteriumFendYoke relatively recently, if you're trying to curry favour, you're going entirely the right way about it.

Arise, Sir Jonny Sumo.

Originally Posted by Jonny Sumo View Post
Ethel has few worries in life; only this morning as I spoon fed her mushed up Weetabix and tousled the few strands of waxy hair that decorate her hump, she gazed at me, well in my general direction, with her good eye and tried so hard to formulate a sentence it could break your heart.....
anyhoos the good news is she has been promoted at the abattoir and is now Deputy Pig Stunner...makes me so damn proud....
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