Re: If you were my teacher ...
YOU NEVER PLAYED SWISS ARMY TRIPLETS?? Amateur!
The caeks look a bit squashed in the photo, but in reality they weren't. They were my first attempt at choux pastry, and tasted damn good, if I say so meself.
And either they worked, or he hadn't planned on doing Swiss Army Bastard Triplets anyway. More probably the latter; he has all the brutality of innocent youth.
Ladies and gentlemen, I've suffered for my art. Now it's your turn. (Neil Innes)