Originally Posted by Jonny Sumo
Funny you should say that Jeff; when I met Ethel (the current Mrs Sumo) at the abattoir xmas party, I never noticed her hump or watering eye...as for the club foot; I just thought she was wearing one platform shoe.
And what a mover she was on the dance floor, the perfect foil for my grace and poise....and people wonder why I drink....
Thank goodness I know well enough to ensure my TenaLady is in place before I read any of your posts.
Ethel doesn't need to worry in the slightest, but you are my hero, Jonny Sumo.