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Old 08-17-2013, 07:00 PM
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Default Re: Better after a drink??

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Originally Posted by Jeff Almeyda View Post
I bet all the women you're with are soooo beautiful after a drink or two as well...
Funny you should say that Jeff; when I met Ethel (the current Mrs Sumo) at the abattoir xmas party, I never noticed her hump or watering eye...as for the club foot; I just thought she was wearing one platform shoe.
And what a mover she was on the dance floor, the perfect foil for my grace and poise....and people wonder why I drink....
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