Re: High pressure sales techniques
I would reply to the first kid that I specifically played only Jazz and that telling me to 'Keep Rockin'' is insulting because Rock in for Neanderthals.
That'll shut him up sharpish. Especially when he looks up the definition of 'Neanderthal' and self-diagnoses...
I'd probably give them the number of an ex-girlfriend. Hehehehehehehe.