Re: I hate Macs!
As you know, I'm a Mac user.
I find Mac fanboys as irritating as the next person. I use Macs for a reason and that reason is that I prefer their hardware, the interface and the software that I ran on OS X when I first started producing music. I like Windows for certain tasks and I like Linux distributions for the customisability options and general stability when configured correctly.
There is an 'eject' button on Macs, incidentally. It's on the keyboard.
In my experience, the worst fanboys are Android/iOS fanboys. I use Windows Phone so I stay well out of that one.