Originally Posted by larryace
Check out my idea for a movie plot that deals with how human life on earth came to be: Two loser alien pals who can't get laid on their own planet set out in their spaceship and eventually find our planet and start raping all kinds of apes. Incredibly, they manage to get enough apes pregnant to start a new species. Pretty cool right?
That's the XXX version, I guess. My version would be that the aliens wanted the gold on this planet, but they couldn't survive in this atmosphere, it's not viable to their race. sSo they tractor beamed a couple of apes into the spaceship and spliced their alien DNA with the ape's DNA and created a human being. Then they put the humans back on the planet and made slaves out of them to mine the earth's gold that they needed on their own planet.