Originally Posted by caddywumpus
That's funny, because when I was younger a gypsy palm reader told me that I would be murdered in my 30s by a man who went by LarryAce, but whom I would refer to as Jerkstore. I thought it was hogwash at the time, but now, the similarities of the prediction to real life are astounding. I guess you're predestined to do it, free will tossed aside...
But I really don't want to kill you Phil...although the thought of it makes for a nice daydream. But I would never! Your poor kids and wife! And all those people who depend on your healing touch. Plus this place would be the poorer for it. Steve would have to arrest me. And Mary would never speak to me again. So the gypsy palm reader was a charlatan. You're life is safe from me Phil. And I like the name jerkstore. It's cool. Maybe I can get Uncle Larry changed to jerkstore. I'd be down with that.