Originally Posted by Magenta
Dear god. Do we have to spoon-feed you?
That would be very kind; my long term ambition to be soooooooooo fat as to be lifted from my home by a fork lift seems to be being delayed as the calories I burn by feeding myself obviously slow the process. Although that and opening my own beers are the only exercise I get...
I already have a long pole wrapped at one end with a moist flannel; draw your own conclusions....