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Old 07-21-2013, 11:09 PM
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Default Re: any help for a hot, fat guy....

Originally Posted by Magenta View Post
Dear god. Do we have to spoon-feed you?
That would be very kind; my long term ambition to be soooooooooo fat as to be lifted from my home by a fork lift seems to be being delayed as the calories I burn by feeding myself obviously slow the process. Although that and opening my own beers are the only exercise I get...
I already have a long pole wrapped at one end with a moist flannel; draw your own conclusions....
'I STILL wanna be the man with the 50lb hammer...'
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