Originally Posted by BacteriumFendYoke
Get a large planting tub. Fill with water, ice and cans of beer. Fill with yourself.
Enjoy the Ashes. Current score Australia 86-5, chasing 361...
would have to be a hell of a size of planting tub bro......My other issue is that the thong seems to have been ingested somehow; no external trace....as for the cricket; do I feel a follow on coming on?? c'mon England..