Originally Posted by Dr_Watso
I'm just trying to fit in with the mortals. Truth be told, I've known how to tell avocado ripe-ness since before avocados existed.
As I alluded above, "I" have simply existed. I can't be created, nor destroyed. Cool factoid: all "chuck norris facts" are simply converted from "Dr_Watso" facts. I don't mind because I can do a better round-house kick than he can, and we both know it.
The grovelling masses salute you, but you've failed to come to my aid re: swollen ankles. Sorry, but I'm devoting some of my worship time to the mighty Phillips today!