Re: pork pie throne - ball sweat stench of death?
Ben, I fly over to the UK every 3 weeks or so and secretly spray it with Fabreze, then I fly home. That's how big of a fan I am. And no, you don't smell really nice, hence the spray, sorry. I hope that doesn't creep you out. :) :)
Now go fetch your shine box like a good little Wumpus.